There are other ways. Instead of curbing HP, they could get every car on a real diet. Stop chasing 5-star impact ratings and start chasing MPGs. The NHTSA impact rating system is both arbitrary and self fulfilling. As the number of overachieving cars increase, the standards get higher. All the while increasing vehicle…

I can't believe you actually fell for ol' fluoride treatment gag. On the plus side, now you know semen gives you a stomach ache.

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

If Wall had a father these would be 540 lay ups for sure.

When does a pentagon have four sides?

First thought after reading "gunfight": Ahh, 'murica! freedom guns blazin and the wild west! yeehaw!

UTAD Office assistant: Sir, we've received several requests for our correspondence with Nike to be made public

Not sure...

Yet another reason to like soccer—It annoys baseball players.

That doesn't mean the joke was good.

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Beverly Hills? That's where Doug wants to be!

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

I don't remember cutting onions. My feels.

In a head to head collision the coefficient of friction of the road surface is virtually irrelevant; all of the combined energy of the collision will be absorbed by the two cars proportional to their relative mass & velocity.

This is actually the wiring schematic of the 919 as well.