Deshea Townsend played corner for the Steelers.

Electrician: We've got a massive tower here that seems to be out of commission. Just giving it a cursory glance, two legs appear to be bad even though somebody attempted repair at some point. The third leg is carrying a whole lot of juice and is, frankly, kinda scary.

And while you're doing that, head over to http://bethematch.org/ and sign up as a bone marrow donor. I've been on the registry for 15 years, called twice as a potential match, and donated in 2008 to cure a man's non-Hogdkins lymphoma. The donation process involved sitting back, watching two movies, and doing apheresis…

Fuck

"You haven't heard our side of the story yet," responded a Dolphins spokesperson, "we really fucking hate people with cystic fibrosis."

I think you mean Tater Trot Tracker. Tater Tot Tracker is an app on Prince Fielder's smartphone.

Or the killer app: trips to the bar...

I feel you. These 'enthusiasts' are starting to sound like paranoid NRA folk.

Except that Tea Partiers are far too dumb to understand that they are pushing for governance that would greatly extend both of those things.

Buy something else first, so you don't crash that beautiful bike.

Asked about putting a hot dog "between his penis," Manziel declined to comment beyond saying, "I'm frankly split on the issue."

America is a sport?

Finally somebody hits the apex, and Jalops are suggesting boulders?

I've had the pleasure of meeting Mitch a few times. This sounds about right for him. Just a great guy all around.

Well, what the hell good is that going to do him? The enemy gate is down.

That said, it's possible that you're a person who shouldn't get on a bike. I know a few. There's no shame.

I can't stop watching #4 up there. You'll guard him this time, kid!

I'M FREE :D :D :D :D

Agreed - if there is a silver lining, the Rage Against The Machine song on that soundtrack ("No Shelter") is excellent.