A tangential corollary to the paradox of thrift! Keynes was right!

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Beverly Hills? That's where Doug wants to be!

It also can't make pancakes. I'm out.

meh, probably doesn't even support android so no thanks

Or it could be monkeys, flying out of my butt.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

I don't remember cutting onions. My feels.

Jesus Christ, read the entire sentence that you borrowed part of your dumb-ass comment from.

In a head to head collision the coefficient of friction of the road surface is virtually irrelevant; all of the combined energy of the collision will be absorbed by the two cars proportional to their relative mass & velocity.

Thanks to the internet, you no longer need imagination!

"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"

Timmy: Excitedly plays as Denver, loses.

1. His issue is definitely not swinging too hard.

Humanity has come up with some dumb shit over the years, but the whole "fuck her right in the pussy" thing is particularly embarrassing.

But look at the bright side, that 535i is the only one that's at home while the other 6 are at the dealer for recalls.

Smith: It was dented by a six, I'm telling you!

This is actually the wiring schematic of the 919 as well.