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Probably an electrical ... FAULT!

Yeah, a real PROFESSIONAL President would start a shooting war with Russia over a few square miles of another country on the other side of the planet. The last few wars we've been in have been great successes, after all!

Wade was actually the victim of a racist incident when someone threw a banana on the court. At least, it seemed that way until the person threw a second banana.

Bad for productivity. Good for society.

Geez that's awesome. You have to love when the kid screams "You're so lucky!"

The article fails to mention that this hawfinch is twelve feet tall.

14 goes into 42 three times.

Holy shit he even took the breathalyzer test at 4:20. Awesome!

"OK, so two cats can't get married if they want to get married,

"OK, so two cats can't get married if they want to get married"

Of course he's not fucking around. The Yankees are a well-run franchise with strong leadership from the top down, so Tanaka will respectfully bide his time until he's finished his next two starts.

Was this in Miller Park or Soviet Russia?

A longer and harder PAT? Does that mean we finally put this one to rest?

I think he should've used some of his power-ups on shielding instead of a flame-thrower.

if it stops gawker from changing the kinja layout again, i'm all for it.

the 3rd & 4th legs..

Jesus Christ. I'd almost rather Deadspin put up another MLS post than this crap.

Plus, the acoustics in that gym were just awful. The only thing worse than a sad sham is a sad sham echo.

Off-topic, just trying to get this noticed: to get the regular viewing format back add /?tiger=off to the end of the sitename, as in gizmodo.com/?tiger=off. It has to be inputted for each site separately.