Oh capsaicin....nevermind.

6) How many bats do you own? 2

Nike's marketing strategy for the magista was....questionable

I have to be honest, it's a little tough for me to feel bad about the guy potentially losing millions when he's got that giant cracker fortune to fall back on.

Rival station KBNR has no such restriction.

I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.

...and no Gallant.

The Kim Jung Un one killed me

LeBron: Hey man, I got next in garbage can basketball.

Son of a bitch! Those were manu shoes too!

FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Swanson, Travis, Arkansas center.

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

"Quick, find me some Ghosts!"

Oh, yeah, that worked out well the first time we tried it.

This kid has high motor, but I question his ability to skate.

Police: Mr. Muhammed, why did you have sex with a 14 year old girl?

ESPN also reporting that Elkington is not expected to say that to Sam's face.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

You've got us all in stitches.