At less than half the price? You bet they would.

Kate: Wolf!
Groggy roommate: Where?
Kate: No, just a regular one I think.

God, how embarrassing. Waking up in a Timberwolves jersey.

Pictured: A defenseless receiver who bounces back quickly; Wes Welker.

"and it would be safe to assume the writers of this article didn't, although I find it hard to believe someone in the business of publishing info wouldn't"

i'd reserve that title for Bartolo Colon.

It seems worth mentioning that a lot of the top players seem to have sponsorships. I don't know how much money that actually injects into the equations but I always kind of assumed that sponsorships were the only way to actually make a living in poker tournaments (barring a main event win where you should be set for a…

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

I know he usually has his helmet on, but I pictured Brent Celek a LOT differently.

Alex Trebek: "The question: What Julius and Ethel Rosenberg got."

"The apple in Snow White is red and has a proud tradition, so just shut up."

"Boom. Nipple, right in your face." – Jenna Jameson's surgeon

One of them's Steve Elkington, but I've never seen the other two.

Sure he looks incredibly stupid. Also, he has a bear hat on his head.

You see there's your problem. You're a thoughtful human being capable of reasoned analysis. There is no room for that in an NFL locker room.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

Well, they'll need a pretty big canon to get him all the way there.

Fuck this entitled bastard. If Chara is getting sick of taking photos with short people, maybe he should just use a goddamn camera instead.