Now these Olympics are officially ridiculous. There are black cross-country skiers?

Pretty good, but I don't think anything will ever beat this:

Followed shortly by the worst attempt at finding a better replay angle of all time.

"Feldman's a sham. We never fixed our boxers."

Would offer $8k. Can't see it ever bringing $11k. CP.

The Super Bowl, and the Truther Movement.

As an accurate portrayal of the current area's culture, this is really well done.

I guess you could say they were...

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

...not all man holes are always covered

It's a X6 M. The test driver just didn't have the stereo turned up enough for the spotter to hear the exhaust.

"Did you know that every time someone makes a warranty claim on a Volkswagen, a German engineer gets his wings?"

- Daddy, what do you do when you go to work?

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

The NFC championship game was the best two teams in the NFL.

In the middle of my life's journey, I came upon a traveller in the woods. He said unto me, "Follow close," and so I did. We walked into a dark vale; the mist was thick, the odor foul. We descended into a cavern, and there upon the shore of a black river awaited wraiths for miles. They opened their mouths, but could…

Well, statistically, if a player plays three seasons, five years is lifetime coverage.

Vernon Davis Has More Offensive Pass Interference Penalties This Year Than Called in the Entire League the Past Decade

Please don't change Kinja again