...and no Gallant.

The Kim Jung Un one killed me

LeBron: Hey man, I got next in garbage can basketball.

Son of a bitch! Those were manu shoes too!

FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Swanson, Travis, Arkansas center.

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

"Quick, find me some Ghosts!"

Oh, yeah, that worked out well the first time we tried it.

This kid has high motor, but I question his ability to skate.

Police: Mr. Muhammed, why did you have sex with a 14 year old girl?

ESPN also reporting that Elkington is not expected to say that to Sam's face.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

You've got us all in stitches.

At less than half the price? You bet they would.

Kate: Wolf!
Groggy roommate: Where?
Kate: No, just a regular one I think.

God, how embarrassing. Waking up in a Timberwolves jersey.

Pictured: A defenseless receiver who bounces back quickly; Wes Welker.

"and it would be safe to assume the writers of this article didn't, although I find it hard to believe someone in the business of publishing info wouldn't"

i'd reserve that title for Bartolo Colon.

It seems worth mentioning that a lot of the top players seem to have sponsorships. I don't know how much money that actually injects into the equations but I always kind of assumed that sponsorships were the only way to actually make a living in poker tournaments (barring a main event win where you should be set for a…