Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

I know he usually has his helmet on, but I pictured Brent Celek a LOT differently.

Alex Trebek: "The question: What Julius and Ethel Rosenberg got."

"The apple in Snow White is red and has a proud tradition, so just shut up."

"Boom. Nipple, right in your face." – Jenna Jameson's surgeon

One of them's Steve Elkington, but I've never seen the other two.

Sure he looks incredibly stupid. Also, he has a bear hat on his head.

You see there's your problem. You're a thoughtful human being capable of reasoned analysis. There is no room for that in an NFL locker room.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

Well, they'll need a pretty big canon to get him all the way there.

Fuck this entitled bastard. If Chara is getting sick of taking photos with short people, maybe he should just use a goddamn camera instead.

Now these Olympics are officially ridiculous. There are black cross-country skiers?

Pretty good, but I don't think anything will ever beat this:

Followed shortly by the worst attempt at finding a better replay angle of all time.

"Feldman's a sham. We never fixed our boxers."

Would offer $8k. Can't see it ever bringing $11k. CP.

The Super Bowl, and the Truther Movement.