You see there's your problem. You're a thoughtful human being capable of reasoned analysis. There is no room for that in an NFL locker room.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

Well, they'll need a pretty big canon to get him all the way there.

Since Californians are such "idiots" for all of their farming, I take it you are going to step up and provide the solution to where we can more effectively farm 90% of the nation's produce?

I know, let's ask all the people who have never lived in California (and have little understanding of it) what they think.

Fuck this entitled bastard. If Chara is getting sick of taking photos with short people, maybe he should just use a goddamn camera instead.

Now these Olympics are officially ridiculous. There are black cross-country skiers?

Pretty good, but I don't think anything will ever beat this:

Followed shortly by the worst attempt at finding a better replay angle of all time.

There's still a lot of work to be done, so you probably won't want to go losing any hands any time soon.

"Feldman's a sham. We never fixed our boxers."

Would offer $8k. Can't see it ever bringing $11k. CP.

The USA would probably save billions of dollars if its government were a little more cautious when deciding in which wars should it participate.

The Super Bowl, and the Truther Movement.

As an accurate portrayal of the current area's culture, this is really well done.

I guess you could say they were...

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

...not all man holes are always covered

It's a X6 M. The test driver just didn't have the stereo turned up enough for the spotter to hear the exhaust.