This is what’s wrong with New Mexico, man. In Old Mexico, this was considered courtship.

This is the one true answer. One brand sounds like a president and the other one sounds like a dude in pajamas kicking boards.

I mean, I look at the jews, and even though they’re down on size and power, that’s a people with motor. They just have grit and determination.

#FoundDickCheny

Apparently, from other reporting on this site, some of them have motors. So I guess you’ve got a point.

“It seems peculiar to me that an official cycling national championship race would allow competitors to ride different virtual bikes and start on a less-than-level playing field, but that’s probably why I am neither a cycling bureaucrat nor an esports champion.”

This.

I believe it’s actually called “a fistula of blarts”.

This comment makes me want to drown you in a pool.

To be fair, this goes right along with his strategy of “be so fucking brain damaged by the end of my career that the concept of punishment is meaningless.”

So, good on him for executing?

But that’s against the rules, so nobody does it!

Yes, this exactly. They had giant red bokeh eyeballs which the filter helpfully made white and sharpened the living bejesus out of.

It’s like they tried to double book events where the participant’s teeth outnumber the spectators.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

Put me in, coach!

Someone has been watching too many chris pratt outtakes.

Now this is the stuff. I want you to whisper hot takes to me about OBJ’s watch while I drift off to sleep.

Yeah I definitely paused more than usual before I hit the publish on that one.

Taking shots and getting hammered is what got us into this mess, man.

“One other test result of note was that once the thieves were able to access and start the fiesta, the transmission killed them instantly. This test was still considered a success, since the same thing would theoretically have happened to the legal owners.”

Maybe if you’d gone to a real high school like N.U., you could have taken it to the next level.