Not if you play it the right frequency from your lathe. I saw a documentary once...

Congratulations on telling us that you have run a marathon. That’s a big accomplishment.

I actually did this recently. It doesn’t really, but it’s still entertaining af. I just remembered it being better.

To be fair, pumping gas at costco is a pretty weird time...

I hear really good things about the #1 center in the draft, Letum Rightbyme.

YAHTZEE!!

If she can just get to #34 in the haberdashery weeklies and avoid the usual pitfalls of the east asia loop and the european twinkles, she’ll be buzzy by june.

Floo powder should help.

This is old, but I remember reading it back in the day and being like yup!

And it’s only worse these days as the echo chamber and self fulfilling prophecies get more and more common.

Old white people got nothing but time, man.

The worst part is, it fits him. He’s a complete twat.

In korea, they’re much more heavily netted, but they’re actually behind some of the field level sections so you can choose to buy tickets in the danger zone. They even give you batting helmets if you sit in those seats.

THE SCOOPS!!!

Yeah, but they don’t specify size. There’s always the Popeye Jones loophole.

#WORLDSTAAARRRR

It’s an emergency!

It is pretty hilarious to watch him work though. That last shot he took from like 27 feet yet had he not made contact, he would have touched down well inside the line.

“Why yes, I will give you a foreskin”
-Luke Walton

I guess now we know why they say “those who can’t do, coach”. You’d expect at least some picket or low clapboard out front or something.

I got one as a rental and was actually sort of surprised by how not-shitty the drive was compared to my (admittedly low) expectations.

Right? After reading all the theranos shit recently, I know to be scared of Boies Schiller, and I know jack about law. Those guys are fuckin sharks.