“We’re prepared to take our hits. Some people might even say we asked for it, and you know, they might be right. But we feel it’s worth the money to stay with Reuben even when he gives us a black eye like this.”

You mean they take 11 personal assistants one hour to clean.

100% they will. His new truck will come with the caveat that they get to take his old one and display it at every damn trade show and midwest county fair on earth.

At least when VW breaks its promises, you get fucked!

Fucking bullshit. Of all the owners in all the world...

+1 only way to be sure

Hey, so it might be a little over the top, but he has a point. When have top youth soccer recruits ever steered us wrong in the past?

Just more proof that liberals don’t get the american economy. These are the sort of finely crafted small business bombs that you just can’t make a profit on in America anymore.

If we just cut taxes on the wealthy and reduce entitlements, the rich will spend their money on american made bombs again and the economy will…

“Lest Trae Young have all the fun beating up on an atrocious winless defense, his rookie foil Luka Dončić also got his last night in a 115-109 Mavericks win over the Bulls. Setting aside the joy of pitting a 19-and 20-year-old in mortal competition for purely narrative and/or Hawks-shaming purposes, what if they’re…

Hey, fuck you, man. We love tacos.

+1 

No offense, but if you’re relying on the Texas Rangers vs Athletics, I wouldn’t be surprised when they’re way behind.

What? He basically says he already receives large sums of money and it’s not a problem, the issue is time and location flexibility.

I’m not saying money is not a factor, but for him more than anyone I think it’s the “not the money” stuff that comes with not having a 9 to 5 that is  a factor.

there’s a difference?

I really, really hope he has nicknamed his dick “the candlestick”

Agreed. I definitely think Brady could be a multisport athlete.

But when we use our 2021 pick to get a prospect who we can develop into Butler’s 2-man in a couple years, boy will you feel dumb!

-Vlade, probably.

“fuucckk... everryybody. Got it!”

-priest, taking notes.

Honestly, MCD is the only celebrity who I get legitimately sad about when I think that we will never get to see him again. Such a great loss.

No, no, no. He doesn’t have any courtroom experience. He needs to get a summer Clerk job for a conservative justice, THEN he can be a lifetime appointed judge. We have standards.