When Dana White sings, worms come out of the ground and tap dance to it. Every. Damn. Time.

I dunno, repeated friction against the sides of the course is how you get Siemens in the first place...

Goddamnit that hurts.

Fuck you for being right.

You need to run around the office this morning being like LEEEBROOOONNNNNN

As one of the coveted 25-52 year old men in San Diego, I can say unequivocally that anyone who would listen to a four hour sports morning show about san diego teams is probably too dumb to find the tuner in their car.

There are no sports here to speak of.

But when you put it on the scale, the number would be smaller! And therefore better.

#MAGA

I was just going to bring up the weight weenies as a “be careful what you wish for” sort of scenario.

Density is the key. We want the density so low that the weight goes up, because it’s light. Science.

Right? Like, who are these people who say “defend better by guarding against the 3 yard bender instead of the near side angle, you fools. Of course he’s going to start it at the far corner flag and move it upper V!”

Yeah, you can threaten and fine and whatever all you want, but in the end, if you’re a dad and your kid is stuck in a burning car and you can get to him, you’re gonna get his ass out or burn with him.

No regulation in the book is gonna change that. It’s a nice thought, but when the situation happens to you, you’re…

It was obviously the kings.

Let’s define energetic synergy between my terminal limb manipulators and your vocal orifice!

Nah, that’s a skid steer, not a front loader.

Skid steer has a rear pivot loader, front loader has the pivot forward of the rear axle.

She got a double lung transplant and still sings. This family is bonkers.

Man, what a bummer. There are no words.

Not sure that being “powered by spicenergy” is really the diversity we’re looking for....

Thanks! His full name is Sir Harold Flooferkins, Esq. We usually just call him Harry. Or sometimes “What the fuck get down from there”.

We use a single Harold brand trap (pictured in non-lethal mode). Despite the recurring incidentals, it has proven to be quite effective.

It’s not just GM’s- apparently my fiesta is fucking PACKED with snakes.

Or just date someone named “Stacy Smith” who loves windmills. Problem solved!