m4ximusprim3
m4ximusprim3
m4ximusprim3

1) It’s a toad.

Suggested marketing slogan:

“Ford Ecosport! It is!”

“The kid has a hell of a motor, boss. Real grit. And he’s definitely not a kneeler.”
*moves name up whiteboard*

As a current FiST owner who loves the bejesus out of it, I would not buy a used one. Nobody buys one to baby them, so the odds are like 85% those 40k miles are not easy ones.

:06 or :07- lanky dude on the right gets in the only good lick of the whole shebang.

This shit is bananas.

Conversely, did the waymo van see it coming faster than a human might have and taken any action to lessen the damage? It seems just as (if not more) likely.

Yes. I think it’s a feature... it really gives you time to think about your life choices.

Right? It’s like Icarus where the guy starts out making a small potatoes documentary and ends up with the entire russian doping scandal in his lap.

If you’re gonna run it, at least photoshop in some heinous phone sex hotline number instead of the real klan one.

Lookin good there buddy!

“After nearly striking a man with his vehicle, witnesses say the victim tried to confront Davis ... but Davis got out of his car and things turned physical.”

Not to victim blame or anything, but trying to “get physical” with someone who is at least 6'9", 290 seems like a losing proposition from the get go. 

Agree. He has made the classic customer service mistake of over promising and under delivering.

But he means it this time. Besides, he only hits us when we do something bad, so it’s sort of our fault.

Yeah, but if it’s fast and quiet, who cares if it weighs 3.5 tons now. It just means it’s smoother when you hit peasants.

Yep. I can’t see a red impact exclamation mark without my brain going BREEET!

Yes, this is correct. Some people naturally have or can adapt to function/tolerate higher BAC levels than others, but essentially the bigger you are, the more blood you have, and the more alcohol it takes to raise the percentage of ethanol in your bloodstream.