Lol bringing science into a Torchinsky article. Get out of here with that logical shit that editors should catch in their sleep.

Articles about which cars headlights make them look the sleepiest don’t write themselves, you know!

Prison officials say that, while he fought valiantly, Pistorius just couldn’t get a leg up on his opponent.

Really, Black Alabama proved that. White Alabama proved that it’s still racist as fuck, and not at all concerned with the morality of its elected officials so long as they save them little babies like Jesus intended.

I’m fine with that. But it’s like winter bowing where your opponent can actively fuck with the oil between frames.

Though on the advice of counsel, I will state that I am on the west coast.

I think curling is the sport the average Joe feels like he could compete in the most, and that explains a lot of its popularity.

In reality, you have no more chance of being an olympic curler than you do of winning the Giant Slalom with salmon on your feet instead of skis, but it just FEELS like you could!

Better than TDR- Taking Diesels Recursively:

He who throws with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

I would be fine with this approach so long as the government was also allowed to look the other way when the customer found out and beat the ever loving bejesus out of the “businessmen”.

Free market policies, yo. Gotta incentivize.

InanimateWorldStar!!!!! InanimateWorldStar!!!!

It’s like a weird alternate universe Lemony Snickets, except pretty much everyone is evil.

What he means is that the trucks have plenty of space to store grain in them.

It’s better than a kick in the nardos, that’s for sure.

goddamn that is up there.

I see the strategy in making the video so horrible it takes the emphasis off the music, but I can’t say it’s one I would recommend.

I was, but somehow I missed it? I went to West Coast engineering colleges though, so perhaps it was just not big among the nerderati.

Lol I youtubed out of curiosity. Wish I hadn’t.

Why doesn’t it have the same range as actually viable electric cars? You can answer via morse code if it lets you keep your cushy resort perks.

Worse than that, we’re running out. There is literally a black market for illegal sand.

So I’m no rock climbing expert or anything, but I am a big sissy. Around the 10 second mark when the rock obviously starts to break more, I would have noped the fuck right on down from there.