Holy shit.

Then again, it’s donald trump jr so... Haul away, baby! Go for 400!

But not the storebought kind, no sir! After I gather up the hoof clippins’, I render em’ down and make my own paste. It’s free and it keeps my boots waterproof in a pinch as well!

As a devoted niners fan, anyone who loses to us this season is not qualified to coach pop warner.

There’s a reason “Story of OJ” was the most streamed song on Tidal for months. Truth sells.

“Attendance at today’s game is 5, unless you exclude the janitorial staff. Then it’s 2.”

That’s the second best long shot for a happy ending I’ve seen a Farah take.

Guy’s got a motor, that’s for sure.

Slight clarification:
Storming the field is against the rules. Physically assaulting someone intentionally (whether or not they ran in front of you) is against the law.

Let’s start with the 13 billion in corn ethanol subsidies. That should be fine compared to the 1.1 billion in tax breaks for electric cars, yeah?

160k electric cars in 2016 * $7500 credit (max credit, but we’ll take the upper) = $1.1 billion

It’s areaola hard time for nippybus.

Pretty sure that’s a cock ring.

Now this is a joke.

There it is. WOOOOO WOOOOOOOO

To be fair, the electronics on the 4C were never going to work properly anyways, so the flood title is really just a formality.

LOOK AT ALL THOSE WOMEN IN FUCKING BURKAS! THIS IS AMERICA TAKE THOSE THINGS OFF YOUR HEADS AND STAND UP FOR THE ANTHEM.

He can’t do any worse than losing to T&T, right?

*sheepishly raises hand*

My wife is VERY into getting one of these as a wheelchair accessible vehicle. A cargo version with a taller roofline and less interior seating would be AWESOME.