I didn’t say this was one of those cases. From the above transcripts at least, they seem to be professionally approaching the potential mitigating factors. I think they’re fine.

It’s more cases like this one that I was referring to:

While the defense can seem yucky (and often is), all you have to do is look at what’s happening in Egypt to realize why it’s important. Forcing the prosecution to prove the facts of the case rather than merely state their viewpoint is the only bastion between justice and persecution.

I do, however, think some defense…

“Rashad has always been a bit of a pessimist” said his cousin, Jermaine McCans.

Whoever did this deserves some things. It’s wonderful (especially the breaking news one).

I’ll just leave this here.

BECAUSE I’M SO SHIIINNYYYYYYY


I was ambivalent until the bowie crab, then I was sold.

Right? like, what the actual fuck is this “personal theory” about?

For those following along at home, the score this year is roughly

It’s funny, because even though the guy has batshit crazy beliefs and supports an evil, predatory “religion”, he’s still a little mesmerizing to watch. In that first video, when you watch him talking to the director, he’s so laser focused on just that one guy, it’s amazing.

I’ll bet talking with him in person is like…

Oblig.

We’re going to eat a dolphin!

NSA: “It’s ok, we took the blades out. The FBI and I shave him at night while he’s sleeping. It’s kind of cute, I think.”

God, if there ever was a car that screams LeMons....

Good lord. There is not enough brawndo in all the world.

So you’re saying there’s a chance?
-Pete Rose

It’s a math joke. Solve for how many people would live in a county if there were 44 black people in it at 7% of the population, and they’d all been arrested by the same guy.

Even more shocking is that only 628.5 people live in banks county.

Guys, this is a good thing. If you’re trying to get more women involved in soccer, do you want people who already know soccer? of course not. You want to take women who were outside of soccer, and bring them in.

1 down, a couple billion more to go. Good job, council men!

He didn’t say the potatoes had to be outside their rectums.

Because since cash for clunkers ended, used tire prices are through the roof.