Because the more money people pay for them, the more money we make. Learn some economics, Dan!

-Lavar Ball

“Am I the jerk here?”

If you have to ask the question.... 

Because they are the party of personal responsibility, Carlos. It all makes sense if you don’t think about it with your head, but with not your head.

No billy bumbler = no enthusiasm. Give me oy or give me death.

Lol, you are absolutely correct I’ve never owned one. Rode in one once with my neighbor who catalogued the many ills it suffered while under his care, but never owned one.

Right? Like, I’m sure the guy is probably a little nuts, but we as a society are more than culpable for that. Imagine you couldn’t even go out to get groceries without some freakshow trying to run you off the road to get pictures of your toddler.

The only one I’ve ever sat in belonged to a neighbor of mine. It was maybe 2011/2012 model year-ish, and it was 2014 when I saw it. It already had several interior panels which had cracked/come loose and its fair share of rattles and such.

His solution (which was the correct solution) was just to make it very loud…

Imagine your used-Ford fit and finish, but in a car with a budget ferrari engine. And then imagine how many rattles and squeaks that would cause after 3 years.

Congratulations! You’ve now imagined a maserati.

No, I never wondered that, because despite what a complete anus full of frogs he may be, it would never occur to me that such a thing might be possible.

We could send them to camps so they could concentrate!

“man, last time we went out there, I got a wicked case of burning bush”.

-Matt Barnes

Your comment is all the appreciation I need, Sid. <3

I don’t want to say anything bad about his doctors, but I mean if you had to predict one patient would go downhill quickly.....

Taking it back to you, you’re a moron put on a helmet you moron.

Did you provide supporting evidence?

There are women at comicon.

It’s no surprise -failing to end up with the capitol is something Jeb! is intimately familiar with already.

She picked up the ball, rotated it so the label is in alignment with her intended direction of stroke (which is perfectly legal) and then put it back down. She didn’t pick it up to move it, she picked it up to rotate it. It doesn’t get any further from the marker than it was before, and it’s only a fraction of an inch…

Let me know when Gizmodo becomes elected leader of the world’s largest nuclear state.

I never thought of it like that, but you’re spot on.