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It was the best of times, it was the absolute stupidest of times...

On the plus side, he hit a stationary car, so it will probably send him a nice card.

But I just signed a 22 year loan on my 2017 Ford Megazord with the whale penis laser sword package, and I only work one day a week as a contracted honeybee de-winger. There’s no way I’ll be able to make the payments and still get bi-weekly goat yoga-puncture if gas goes up to $3.00 a gallon.

It’s all the government…

“Liberal Bias of Reality Shakes Billionaire’s Worldview. News at 11.”

Neutral: Zero SR with PowerTank, please. If I’m going electric, I’m going the fun way.

Man it’s going to be depressing when their plane crashes.

I’ll bet those aren’t even his real teeth. They’re probably carved from a manatee’s leg or something.

Savages.

In fact, I did. Buying less than half the range for half the price still doesn’t make any sense to me.

I think a lot of people see the value proposition but don’t see any urgency. I have 40k on my FiST, and my next car will definitely be electric, but it’s not enough of a driver for me to take any sort of non-standard value hit by trading out early.

My guess is the same frugality calculation that drives people to…

Please tell me you’re going with an all metal gear rather than fiber/nylon again.

Make Stickmerica Great Again!

Let me know if you need someone to run your SoCal campaign office. This is change I can get behind.

That is a very cute cat.

I see you also prefer the brindles!

Aqui Es Los Quatro Perros: Astro, Bean, Rocket, and Buddy (clockwise from top left)

As an aside, the people who frequently fly forced sodomy air say it really helps their regularity.

I thought it was because the predominant opinion in Mississippi is that separating it and going with just the whites was better for you.

Also, it was great to see him win on just fucking great ballstriking, which has always been his signature. He just ground everyone into the dust by applying pressure with his irons and wedges all day long.

It really was a wonderful display.

If my math is correct, 37 minutes of Dom driving is... carry the 1... ~740 upshifts. We’re gonna need a bigger gearbox.