“We’re here at mission control, where the prevailing attitude is that this mission is a win-win scenario. Either everything goes right and the astronauts return safely to earth, or we will have shot Justin Bieber into the inky vacuum of space, never to return. It truly is a great day for humanity.”



PS: <3 your username.

Actually (surprisingly?), I completely agree with him. These people are willing participants who are quite aware things may end badly for them, and are taking their chances anyway. There is minimal risk to others, so I don’t see the harm.

Have you seen his mustache? Stereotypes exist for a reason, bro.

Announcer 1: “That Wiggins chap is really something. He’s got a motor on him”
Announcer 2: “I’ll say, Bob. He really is a physical specimen”

Stan “the verifier” Jorgensen had gallstones and then his daughter had to have an emergency tonsilectomy and then it was chinese new years and then it was lent awareness week.

Sort of like how the DMV works here.

Truth to power, buddy.

They run on a separate backbone fueled purely by hatred and frustration, so they’re stronger than ever!

I think the english are being foolish here. All they had to do was pick the wiffle and rack the wickets since the italians obviously neglected their bashers on defense and left themselves open to a right handed squib waffler just barreling around the end-pole.

Wabberkins!

Definitely texas. Large swathes of the middle east have already seen the light and started slamming in huge solar infrastructure.

Guy is lucky the panda was only playing. Pandas are still bears, and will still bite the living bejesus out of you in short order.

PS: Now bring back Science Watch and we’ll be in business. If nobody watches the science, shroedinger says it may not even exist. Or it may be dead, or something. Kind of like schroedinger himself.

This HamNo is the best HamNo. I missed you, old buddy.

The really funny thing about that clip is the guy who passes him then celebrates before crossing the line.

Humans are funny creatures...

It depends.

Lol. The only fiesta variant we in the US are getting is the Active, and it’s going to sell like shit, and then ford will point at it as justification for not bringing in the rest of the fiesta’s.

(and I can’t 100% say that they’ll be wrong).

Until gas is over 4 bucks again, this segment will just shrink until…

I took the rear bench out of mine and folded the seats down the day I got it, and I think I have put it back in once in two years (for a road trip that I had to pick up some carpoolers on). The car is much, much more useful as a 2 seater with lots of cargo room than as a 5seater.

“As President, I’m all for either the CEO’s and Wealthy Elites of America giving their fortunes away to the Working Poor and solving wealth inequality in America, or not. Whatever they both agree on is good with me.”

Oh whatever, it’s not like he ran into the other plane. He missed it by, like, 40 feet. Let’s not get too hard on the guy.

Because they have some ridiculous fantasy wherein they’re out for the friday before the Boston Marathon and Janice from finance and Eva from HR are talking over the water cooler

Eva: “Did you hear that Brad from IT is out in Boston? He qualified for the marathon”
Janice: “Really? Man, he’s in great shape. I wish I…