In her defense, blatantly cheating is a lifestyle choice...

You make good argument for favor of hiring this man! I will trade you demarcus cousins for Carmelo!

*listens to man whispering in his ear*

Oh, never the mind. I am mistaken.

-Vlade

True that!

-Magic Johnson’s broke-ass bartender.

usually the only way to get around it is to practice doing it a whole other way to make a new “motor neuron path” or something like that. Usually for golfers that means putting left handed, going to the long putter, etc. Anything to not make the same move as before.

For a catcher, I’m not sure what that would mean?…

Something about this article makes me hungry. I’m thinking hot pockets. No, scratch that, maybe some pasties.

Yes, pasties sound delicious.

You would think someone with a BsE would know more about PPE.

That’s a lot of nice pictures of the 2018 ford fusion, but where’s the mustang?

Brock Olivo was the first person in his high school to double letter in Lacrosse and Interpretive Dance.

I was just there this weekend and we rode BTMR 3 times just to see the construction lol. It’s a bunch of half built buildings and cranes right now, but it was sort of sprinkle/raining so a lot of stuff was under tarps.

That’s where my moose goes.

How many bison would one theoretically need to have a diverse enough gene pool to create a thriving population? I’m guessing 16 moms is probably not enough? I’m sure they have a plan to add more or rotate them or something, but I’m curious.

Will it baby?

Coach, to wrong kid: Nice Dunk, Jeremy!
Jeremy: It wasn’t me, coach...

I used to have SR-80i and now have (on my head, in fact) SR-325is . Can’t go wrong at any price point with the Grado cans.

Also, I heartily recommend a cheap little dot amp and some tubes to your preference to make them less “referency” and more warm. I have a little dot I+ (120 bucks) and some russian Voshkod tubes…

I used to have SR-80i and now have (on my head, in fact) SR-325is . Can’t go wrong at any price point with the Grado…

Non functional rear brakes? You mean “Yugo Certificate of Authenticity”?

That Grivko really has a motor on him. Talk about grit. Guy brings the intensity. Sure, he got a little enthusiastic, but it’s because he has heart.

It really frees up the cargo compartment for more wheat.

My neighbors have purebreed something or others and they are scientifically neurotic AF and significantly less good dogs than my (and probably your) shelter mutts.

Therefore, because of the famous “Good boy corollary” all shelter dogs are better boys and you should adopt them, stat.

That’s not even the worst of it. The dust prevented his wastegate from fully closing, so now he’s constantly leaking fluid.

“Even though the differential locks have been sacrificed in favor of....”