Original Pennys. The blue ones.

I believe they call it “rugby” down there.

I’ll take “What is tuesday in Rochester, Alex?”

Holy shit what a boss. Consider me a converted fan.

everyone’s a critic

Life aquatic is among the top 5 movies ever made, in my book. Right up there with 5th element and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Coincidentally, my book sales are not so hot. But it’s all factual, i’m sure of it.

OH, THE HUMA-NATEE!!!

I agree. Instead of relying on the stewards to penalize people, they should just make the kerbs higher than the aero bits. Problem solved!

I’m OK with this. Kerbing is not track, and getting too friendly with it should have consequences.

Not in my ‘merica, buddy.

I don’t see what that has to do with the tea in the harbor thing...

We will take your feedback under advisement while we throw some more of your tea into a harbor.

I love the one suited up, down home boy done good double chin politician with his flag pin and patriotic tie, holding a kid. Like “these are my people. I’m so getting re-elected off the back of this rally”.

I think these people are missing the point of the Hilux. You’re supposed to go through the obstacle, not around it.

That’s why when I was cheating over your shoulder I put down Pop != Belichick. Process of elimination!

Driving the complete wrong slow way get off my lawn and leave my mailbox alone and apex properly you fucks.

Advanced lifehack: get laid whenever, wherever your SO will let you get it, because that shit won’t last forever. If you can get laid before, during, and/or after date night, do it. Preferably all 3.