Hey man, you guys gotta eat too. I get it.

Answer: at least 5 articles, along with 2 torch breakdowns of aesthetics and one on friday afternoon shitpost where he makes up an excuse to draw tentacles/testicles/etc on it.

The good news is: small, efficient cars are cheap as fuck right now. If you wanted (as a third car! After your fun car) to buy a prius right now, dealerships will literally give one to you for free if you promise to maybe think about giving them half of your oreo in the future. The non-creamy half, even.

Triple reverse into hail mary. Bigly.

God, I can’t wait till they trade him for an aging running back coming off his last good season.

Of course not. The recycling won’t sort itself, you know.

It strikes me that there’s a bit of irony in purchasing a vehicle that gets barely 15mpg city and then complaining when it burns too much oil.

Golden gold?

Well, seems like you’re making the right moves then.

Keep your putter grip light and work the 3 foot circle drill a lot to get your confidence up. You’ll be fine.

In his mind, though, it’s not what he’s saying that is costing him the election. What’s costing him the election is the press and the media not understanding how great all of his ideas are, and then telling the stupid common people that his ideas are bad.

Probably because you’re not practicing the right things. Stop buying large buckets and hit the chipping and putting green till your lower back gives out.

This is my entire problem with the idea of him being a 2.8. He’s obviously not athletically gifted, and there is NO way he spends 2-3 hours a week at the range/practice area. Not a damn chance.

PS: I would consider 2 hours like rock bottom minimum for maintaining a game, assuming he already had one.

How do they get the overpasses and surrounding streets to be that light green color?

So you’re saying the photograph is not accurate?

Yes, but look at the rolling hills and picturesque river in the background. You can’t put a price on scenery like that.

Dog: Go Predators!
Squirrel: Go Prey!

I dunno, but props to him for doing it.

My father in law was a navy diver and he said replacing the sacrificial anodes on a carrier was one of the only jobs that genuinely gave him the willies. Being directly under the hull of a ship that large means, depending on visibility, you can’t actually see the waterline on either side because it’s 60+ feet away.…

Right- there’s remarking on the general “cuteness” of someone elses’s child, usually as a backhanded compliment to them. If done artfully and without any indication of interest, that’s fine. “What a handsome little guy luke is turning into. Better lock him up before the girls notice him”, etc.

This is very different…