Goff: *watches closely*
Veteran: *Carefully pinches spleen, starts to extract*

This would put it in close alignment with their medical stance on CTE, which is telling affected players to “not be retards”

Yes, but you drive a 90's holden commodore.

Yes, but Tesla is noted for delivering DREEAAMMMSSSS

Of course, the fact that you don’t ever have to go to the gas station again because your car fills up overnight at your house (and for free, if you have solar) could be seen by some as “better”, but hey, who’s counting. Not you!

+1 wet blanket (full of cholera)

ESPN Voice: “And now for ‘Out of the frying pan and into the immersion circulator’ with CHAAARRLLLEESSS WOOOODDSSOONNNNNN!!!”

Woodson: “Mmm, yeah. Hi folks.”

Judging by the Ice Cubian rubric, someone in a jersey factory did NOT have a good day.

2:04 “Jezebel loves to do pieces about fucking. I think this would be a great splice. Up to you though”

2:06 “Hey given any thought to my article”

2:07 “I’ll give you cookies shaped like broken glass ceilings”

I’ve dismembered for a dagwood.

Us too. TV just rots your bra... OMG A CHARIZARD *grown man runs off into overgrown park staring at phone*

It’s sort of like the anti-lotus. I can’t hate.

I’m still waiting for the other shoe to drop. My current guess is that before they came to terms, they somehow sabotaged his breakfast cereal and he’ll be ineligible to play week 1-3 due to poisoning or something.

Very true. My mom is a heathen, however, and hates driving a stick.

There’s no feeling quite like the rush of power through your seat...

The fiesta one is funny because it’s so true.

My mom was in my ST and said “I like your car but I don’t need the power- maybe I’ll look at the base model”. It broke my heart to tell her that it was a shitbox and not worth looking at.

I love my FiST so much, but I would never, ever recommend anyone buy the auto version…

Exactly. IMO, what we should have done is picked him in the first round and then held out for even more stringent terms. Really showed him who’s boss.

Seriously. Nobody wants to take that prima donna bullshit from a guy who goes on to be 2x super bowl mvp. You start to let winners play for your team, and it changes who you are. Chargers never did that and aren’t about to start now.

It’s actually a lot easier in clips, especially if you’re using like speedplay lollipops like it looks like he is.

Still not easy, though. Just easy-er.

In the same way that miami has a baseball team. We try, but it’s sort of the “dad walks out to the mound and tells his son he loves him” cute sort of try, not an actual winning NFL team try.