This comment makes me feel like a browns fan.

That’s funny. I could have sworn it would be “old age”

“we have reviewed the data and determined that the left front tire was underinflated by 1.7psi, resulting in a complete and total loss of control of the vehicle. We continue to recommend that all owners use only digital tire pressure gauges on Tesla models to avoid this sort of accident in the future.”

I can definitely see Dellavedova checking in at the scorers box, spraying chrome paint all over his mouth, and screaming “TO VALHALLA”

Um, no?

Wolves got easy access to food, snuggles and skritches, and protection for their young

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And match their attendance to boot.

“Turtle Man Pulls Head Further Into Shell”

Mine’s cord states that it can do the kessel run in 12 parsecs. What size wookie do I need?

In a recent gallup poll, only 79% of respondents answered that the earth revolved around the sun, while 19% said that the sun revolved around the earth. 2% were “unsure”.

If I wasn’t at work right now, there would be a giant picture of two dinosaurs fucking right where this text is.

I think the incentives should be performance based, just like in any other enterprise.

Really, the question is “how does the 16 stack up against the comparable 15, and against a future 17?” Given that most of us would wait and buy a 1 year CPO, is there a big jump from the 15 to the 16 that we should hold off for?

When I hit that dip, get yo camera...

Was that entire lake formed by the hoover dam, or just the lower section?

This is rapidly approaching kristin levels.

It’s a little known fact that his stage name is based on his deodorant consumption.

Scholars call this the “trumpian” school of literature.