Googling says she’s a solid 8/10 at least. Enjoy your $2

911 Dispatcher’s log:

Pictured: a baseball mountain.

Fucking pig.

“But Bartolo? He’s totally fine”

I totally agree. I’ll sit on the couch watching “real sports” but I’m totally gonna trash all you losers for sitting on the couch watching “fake sports”.

Pass the doritos please, thanks.

A what?

“I cheated on you”

Oh god, not more bathroom laws.

Hey, it’s like 98% water.

It specifically says sleepers under 5,000 and it doesn’t have to be a car.

Also, you can add modifications, so I’d get this anime body pillow too:

It’s palomino! And you still have $4300 to buy a car.

Worldwide List:

1) Washing in horribly polluted water because it’s your only option.
2) Being too incredibly destitute to afford any sort of soap

I suppose after seeing our political system, this just proves that baseball really is america’s game.

Actually by 2020 I’ll probably be tired of my modded fiesta and be ready for a “near luxury sports coupe”. This might work out nicely.

Second the fiesta st. Easiest clutch to drive I’ve ever owned.

I learned in an isuzu trooper which was also good because it had a solid low range first and a fair bit of torque for if you fucked up. I would guess almost all SUV’s which are actually equipped to go off road share these attributes and would be suitable.

Of course I did, honey. Everyone knows that. Now what was your name again?

-Pat Summit

I’m obviously not a woodpecker, because this post made my brain hurt.

haha i never thought of it like that but yes, yes it could be.

#yesallmustangs