Absolutely, but only because of the helmet the pickle is wearing.

How did you see my dreams?

Fuck all that noise, how far can he punt a football?

This is so Dmb

Quiet down before I crush you with my Pulitzer.

Actually, LBJ made some of the greatest strides in gun control legislation this country has ever seen.

That being said, vietnam, so the joke still kind of works. I just happen to like LBJ so I needed to defend him a bit.

Despite the best efforts of just about every teenager in my hometown...

If I had Jay Kay money? I’d probably spend about what Jay does.

I found your family portrait

I have sort of become a ford guy over time. I wasn’t raised in a family with any sort of specific brand loyalty, but my first car that was all mine was a 66 mustang. When it came time to buy a truck for my farm, the used market for heavy duty trucks is saturated with 350s and super dutys, so that’s what I ended up…

I still have one, though my wife won’t let me ride it enthusiastically anymore. If I had inoperable cancer, I would drive the thing everywhere until it killed me.

I learned on a 250 nighthawk and then after a year and a half I got a used FZ-1 from a buddy. It was around 11 at night when I finally took it home, and so I goosed it good on a freeway onramp with nobody around.

Looked down after a few seconds and I was doing 120 in 4th gear. That sobered me up plenty - welcome to…

Early adopters, techno geeks, and people who want the next big thing are the entire market for a $100,000+ SUV. “mainstream buyers” are about as far from the model X target market as you can get.

The point of these doors is that they’re going to sell more model X’s than any other 10 features combined.

Once you accept that as the premise (and it’s true, so you should), the rest is just “how do we engineer them to work as well as possible, given that we want to have to have them as an advertising exercise”.

No, because what if she were uglier and also the same quality of guest? Then she would be worse. At least she was fabulous looking and took some of the attention off the hideous bride and stuff.

Signed
Totally not at all Bun Bun.

SShush

They’ve booked 550 units at 2 mil a pop? That’s pretty impressive.

“Nationals Cannot Stop Beating Selves”

And I thought I could never be a professional athlete.