Absolutely, but only because of the helmet the pickle is wearing.

How did you see my dreams?

this is the “pics or it never happened” NASA edition.

Fuck all that noise, how far can he punt a football?

This is so Dmb

Quiet down before I crush you with my Pulitzer.

Actually, LBJ made some of the greatest strides in gun control legislation this country has ever seen.

That being said, vietnam, so the joke still kind of works. I just happen to like LBJ so I needed to defend him a bit.

That’s just what big tofu wants you to think. Wake up tofeeple!

Despite the best efforts of just about every teenager in my hometown...

If I had Jay Kay money? I’d probably spend about what Jay does.

I found your family portrait

As an aside, I did not know that they made the books into a TV show. Thank you for reminding me that I’m now one of the olds. Get the fuck off my lawn with your hippity hop giant dog moving picture shows.

I have sort of become a ford guy over time. I wasn’t raised in a family with any sort of specific brand loyalty, but my first car that was all mine was a 66 mustang. When it came time to buy a truck for my farm, the used market for heavy duty trucks is saturated with 350s and super dutys, so that’s what I ended up…

Let me know when they graft in genes from a jalapeno. Then we’ll be talking.

Science fact: Bacon Bits are, in fact, full size bacon from very tiny pigs.

I still have one, though my wife won’t let me ride it enthusiastically anymore. If I had inoperable cancer, I would drive the thing everywhere until it killed me.

I learned on a 250 nighthawk and then after a year and a half I got a used FZ-1 from a buddy. It was around 11 at night when I finally took it home, and so I goosed it good on a freeway onramp with nobody around.

Looked down after a few seconds and I was doing 120 in 4th gear. That sobered me up plenty - welcome to…