GET OVER HERE!!!!!

I literally cannot fathom how much work this took to make for no discernible benefit.

It’s like someone spent two years in a room working day and night, and came out with an elaborate drawing of a machine that will design a machine that makes tiny rubber penis mustaches.

This is my favorite part. The auto-box lever is just chillin off to the side.

I get about 30-35 on my FZ-1 ridden as much like a hoon as possible without exceeding the speed of light.

I agonized for weeks over this vs fiesta. I ended up getting the fiesta because it’s more capable, but TBH there’s a large part of me that still wishes I had got the abarth.

I’m trying to convince my wife to get an abarth for her next car so I can be like

The exterior surfaces are also vomit resistant in case passerby see a juke without being mentally prepared.

Nah, you’re making it sound all complex and stuff. See that guy over there in the corner? that’s fred, he does all of the car software stuff. The rest of us just make spreadsheets.

By any chance did you run them on a dyno? Because I hear that cleans them up :)

Gotcha. Good info, thanks!

Wha? No, you can’t go helmet to helmet on a quarterback whos legs are already wrapped up.

What the fuck video did you see?

No shit, 5 gallons? How often do you have to fill it?

I actually have one in my garage. One day soon, it will have a lot less CVCC and a lot more K20 up in it.

Wait, why does the urea injection affect the rear suspension setup? package size?

I made it to “B-Dubs” and then lost it.

No, that’s the FoST. The FiST is the one you buy if you think the FoST is too heavy and not as balanced.

You will absofuckinglutely love it. The only issue you’ll have is how to hide all your mods from your girlfriend.

Here’s mine. This car is so tits, it makes real tits jealous. With an intake/IC and an e30 tune, it makes real tits wish they weren’t even tits because it’s so tits.

Boobies.

Kuato saves nobody.

Hahaha. No, but I currently own two 929RR’s which were both purchased using the exact method described above.

But what will make it oversteer?