The man is so dedicated to stealing signals, he wears his binoculars everywhere.

Wait, Lexus’s have turn signals?

“I don’t see the issue”

Prestwick McAdams Erstwhile, Esq. - Author: “Race in America- Abridged Version”

Moeller? I barely knew’er!

Boy will you be surprised when they announce the first ever front dump exhaust.

+1.076 feces per minute

Wait, are we married?

“While we understand that drinking heavily is a necessary coping mechanism for many in the Browns organization, we still cannot condone operating a motor vehicle while under the influence”

Right? I mean, how on earth does that get OK’d like “nobody will ever notice”.

It’s hilarious to me that, to anyone’s sort of normal viewing of the situation, Brady obviously acted in a very suspicious matter. However, the NFL’s response was so amazingly ridiculous that anyone with a functioning brain has pretty much…

Yess! Tie fighter was the best game ever.

Hahaha yes. All the stars.

Someone please shop the base station into this photo for me. I’ll be eternally grateful:

“Ambitious, but rubbish”

I feel bad because I sort of like the pillow.

*hands in his hipster nerd card and shuffles off*

I thought it was funny. It’s a joke I would have made if I’d thought of it first.

My ideal harley test ride article would look like this “ . ”

9/2—- Analysts

“So, now is your chance Harley/Bagger/Cruiser lovers. Tell me why you love Harley-Davidson. Tell me how we should evaluate them.”

RTFA