You’re being deliberately obtuse. You haven’t specified a single metric he could use, positive or negative, which would help you evaluate the motorcycles you want to hear about. Instead you’ve focused on pointing out how little his interests in motorcycles align with yours without doing anything to rectify the issue, w…

So what does your ideal Sean Macdonald test ride article look like then? So long as the bike doesn’t leak oil or break, everything gets a participation trophy and goes home happy?

No, not at all. I think what he’s trying to get a handle on is, when he takes one out, how does he say “this one is a good one” vs “that one, which is a bad one”? What are the characteristics that make your coupe deville better than the other guy’s towncar, if they’re both cars that don’t handle well in a performance…

I don’t see what’s objectionable about that statement. The preponderance of evidence is against him.

Oh I missed that. That looks like great fun.

Is there a third pedal, or do you just jam on the transmission lever and it does the fussy bits for you?

Been following this for a while now. He’s a classic case study on how our prison system perpetuates violence and recidivism.

This is like the whole point of the thing. If your cutoffs are clean and your lights are properly aimed, I don’t care if you use the holy light that eminates from ScarJo’s twat.

Are you driving in a controlled setting without any risk to the public? If not, she is.

“But to paraphrase, when a radical minority is opposed by a silent and weak majority, really really bad stuff can, and has, and likely will again, happen.”

Good thing Curt is on the right side of history here.

No, there’s plenty of trees. They’re all over the place.

because they don’t allow pictures in the courtroom, so getting an image to provide to the “digital age” is why her job still exists.

Yeah, they actually have to socially interact with someone right next to them. I definitely feel their pain.

came for it. was not disappointed.

if my memory is correct, they run in circles forever until you put a human in danger to invoke the first law.

Not to mention the tattoos. He’s nigh unemployaable.

I know my wife’s bra size, but I have no idea how it’s measured. Just like I know my shoe size, but I have no idea what the numbers mean.

It’s not that unreasonable.

That is, by far, the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. “instead of rotating the tires on our cars, we’ll just run the track backwards.”

Perhaps he’s not winning.... because his players are playing injured?

Being coked out of your mind and getting gratuitous head on your way to the supermarket is the ultimate “driving experience”