Right?

Finally, a kindred spirit. Old people too, right?

“Fuck, Jimmy! You just spilled your super mega big gulp on my whale penis seats!”

I hate children.

Well there goes my DHSL fantasy draft

Good move!

it’s ok, he was playing like a woman.

On the plus side, that’s probably the least scary way to die in a plane crash.

dear andrea: we’ll always have our penises, and that’s enough.

Now that she has the jalopnik bump things will get easier for her, I expect.

Yeah, that sort of blew my mind. It was like pass, nice shot, pass, WAIT BACK UP WHAT.

Wait 2:17 - WTF?

*cartpet

Having personally held both a lime and a rock at some point in my life, I’ll throw my two cents in the ring and say that i have no idea whether this happens all the time or not.

will the octane academy still be there? pleasepleaseplease say yes because I haven’t used my ST octane pass and it’s booked out through year end.

“I would push him over in his chair immediately to assert my dominance and supremacy like a lion does in the wild”

I for one would like to see her extrapolate on lions in the wild pushing chairs over to assert their dominance.

My wife has an xterra because it was, by a mile, the best body on frame SUV on the market and you need a solid frame to attach an exterior wheelchair lift. Guess her next vehicle will be a truck :)

“Jed York looks like Drew Magary had sex with an uglier Drew Magary.”

God bless you, meaty.

massive giggles