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I just <3 them because they <3 the FiST.

“ 7) Take selfies that give people a sense of where you are, in order to make others jealous of your life. Options include posing in front of a bank of escalators in an arena, or in front of the popcorn cart.”


The last time I saw someone tank so hard was Desert Storm.

Oil change. I’m gonna do it tomorrow, I swear!

Or maybe sunday...

S10 Clubsport

Remember: when placing your fake sunroof, make sure it’s exactly centered by using a measuring tape. Because nothing says “sloppy workmanship” like a fake sunroof that’s off center by a few ticks.

It’s a canadians apologizing for everything joke. Sorry you didn’t get it.

What’s worse is, if Saleen wins, they’re also entitled to compensatory damages for his “failure to apologize”.

So long as he can quote their own filings and draw somewhat logical conclusions from them, it seems like it would be pretty hard to prove defamation.

“which also reveals Cristoph Waltz as the main antagonist”

If I was single and ripped at 50, i’d take my fucking pants off every chance I got, let alone my shirt.

Fuck the haters.

Dat radiator! Omg.

also, 1:06 slight pucker moment.

well, from here on my couch with not a lot of golfing talent to speak of, I’ll take you up on that deal.

I know 1.8 mil is a lot of money and he’d rather have it than not, but TBH winning a major in the modern era as an amateur is such a huge accomplishment - if you offered me 1.8 mil or the opportunity to make history by winning at SA as an amateur for the first time in 80 years, I honestly don’t know what I’d choose.

Esp

You know what else isn’t?

If I’m doing my math correctly, a 2.8 second 0-60mph means that, in metric, this car could do the kessel run in approximately 7 parsecs.

Ever since I first saw one in a showroom, I’ve always thought this was just the best looking bike you could buy. Someday...