Sweet mother of god, a lime green viper!

But the catch-curbs worked perfectly. No cows were injured.

It’s like vjazzling a honda. Hjazzling?

I also have one! I got it for two reasons

haha. FiST is the acronym for Fiesta ST, which hopefully you’ve heard of. If not, Matt Farah from the smoking tire has one - his videos are a good place to start for an intro. You might also run across references to the F0ST, which is the Focus ST big brother version.

Ah. Yeah the best I found in my area was like 19 or so and I got my fully loaded FiST (except recaros because I have wide shoulders) for 21 out the door so I couldn’t say no.

Indeed. I own a FiST (which is a better car!) and I still have to admit that 16k for a brand new abarth is a fucking amazing dollars per hollers ratio.

FiST. But of the two, I agree with SOC, i’d get the mazda. beware of torques that want to redirect you though.

She’s definitely not as hot when she’s smiling.

He used to be all right, but ever since he realized that the more frantic he got, the more youtube hits people gave him, he’s gotten insufferable.

The worst part of watching rally these days is all the fiesta carnage. I want to go give that little FiST a hug and tell it everything will be OK.

Or you could buy a FoRS AND a FiST.

your call.

COME ON OUR GIRLS

Serious question: Is there another championship like this anywhere that openly admits that they fuck up the seedings just for money?

I mean, imagine if they did this in the NFL: “We know you won your division, but you have to play in the wildcard game because we want your audience to watch”.

It just seems beyond the…

I get this weird feeling that you might be biased, but I have no idea why. It’s, like, the force or something.

I’m still confused. Which one sells the discount chili dogs?

And then puts it all on the record AGAIN in writing.

It’s like, the perfect crime... if you’re the truck guy’s attorney.

This is basically my dream car. I want one so, so bad.

God damnit.