“Me and my dad went to a racetrack once. Like indian-polis or something. Anyways, we didn’t have cars so we decided to roll around on the cement while other people tried to drive cars. After a couple minutes, a very nice person gave us some hot dogs and asked us to give the helmets back. I was sad because we’re…

It’s all storytelling, man...

“No, you idiots, you release the spikes to CAUSE the accidents!”

Did you know that your name is anagram gold? Here are just a few:

“The Civic Type-R already holds the record for front-wheel-drive powered cars on the Nurburgring”

Why would she have her bicycle in the bathtub? That makes no goddamn sense.

AND HE NEEDS CUDDLES AND SMOOCHES!!! WOOK AT DAT FACE!! WHOSAGOOBOY???!

He actually started on monday.

“Coroner of Inquests has been informed and an investigation into the circumstances of the accident is underway.”

I imagine someone standing on a 200 to 50 mile an hour decelerating hairpin and being like “hmm, I wonder what caused this accident”.

Pretty sure that’s a lambo, dude.

RULE OF BIG, MOTHERFUCKER!

I really wanted to put the aztec on this list, but it was only the concept that debuted in 1999, and the concept wasn’t shit.

Such sads.

That list is missing the Aztec

The main number that Jason’s bug doesn’t care about : 9.8 m/s^2

As the owner of a 1983 300D, I can tell you that even in its own time, it was slower than a dead horse with four broken legs and iron balls.

Mom: “Honey, have you decided on college?”

Ancheff: “STEW!!!!” *slurping noises*

the way the tail deflates just makes me cry every time. this is my favorite as well.

So you’re saying the TaTa’s are top heavy?

My dick.