Or you could buy a FoRS AND a FiST.

your call.

COME ON OUR GIRLS

Serious question: Is there another championship like this anywhere that openly admits that they fuck up the seedings just for money?

I mean, imagine if they did this in the NFL: “We know you won your division, but you have to play in the wildcard game because we want your audience to watch”.

It just seems beyond the…

I get this weird feeling that you might be biased, but I have no idea why. It’s, like, the force or something.

I’m still confused. Which one sells the discount chili dogs?

And then puts it all on the record AGAIN in writing.

It’s like, the perfect crime... if you’re the truck guy’s attorney.

This is basically my dream car. I want one so, so bad.

God damnit.

“Me and my dad went to a racetrack once. Like indian-polis or something. Anyways, we didn’t have cars so we decided to roll around on the cement while other people tried to drive cars. After a couple minutes, a very nice person gave us some hot dogs and asked us to give the helmets back. I was sad because we’re…

It’s all storytelling, man...

“No, you idiots, you release the spikes to CAUSE the accidents!”

Did you know that your name is anagram gold? Here are just a few:

“The Civic Type-R already holds the record for front-wheel-drive powered cars on the Nurburgring”

Why would she have her bicycle in the bathtub? That makes no goddamn sense.

AND HE NEEDS CUDDLES AND SMOOCHES!!! WOOK AT DAT FACE!! WHOSAGOOBOY???!

He actually started on monday.

“Coroner of Inquests has been informed and an investigation into the circumstances of the accident is underway.”

I imagine someone standing on a 200 to 50 mile an hour decelerating hairpin and being like “hmm, I wonder what caused this accident”.

Pretty sure that’s a lambo, dude.

RULE OF BIG, MOTHERFUCKER!