I really wanted to put the aztec on this list, but it was only the concept that debuted in 1999, and the concept wasn’t shit.

Such sads.

That list is missing the Aztec

The main number that Jason’s bug doesn’t care about : 9.8 m/s^2

As the owner of a 1983 300D, I can tell you that even in its own time, it was slower than a dead horse with four broken legs and iron balls.

Mom: “Honey, have you decided on college?”

Ancheff: “STEW!!!!” *slurping noises*

the way the tail deflates just makes me cry every time. this is my favorite as well.

So you’re saying the TaTa’s are top heavy?

My dick.

That sounds like god’s dad talking.

why does every goddamn concept car have this steering wheel. THIS WHEEL IS USELESS.

Nope, still bad.

Oh, that’s where that was! It’s been missing for 9 years now!

“I’m really sorry, but not that sorry because I’m still rich, Reliant Robin”

*DISCLAIMER: I may or may not have listened. But I’m pretty sure that’s the gist.

Korver’s married to Juliette Richardson, I think.

great joke bro.

Except by the raiders. They will always vote to maintain the status quo.

Ecclestone somehow manages to have sex with bag, no reprocussions expected.

“We have designated a special committee on tearing and ripping with an action plan to be refined at a later date. Currently, we have not reached an initial proposed solution which does not also involve cutting, which is obviously a safety hazard and therefore to be avoided.”

I learned on a nighthawk 250 and would not recommend it only for the lack of front discs. I guess it does teach you to look WAAAAAY ahead, but only because if you don’t you’re at real risk of dying by running into something with the brakes fully engaged.