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Strap your Malm to the wall with L Bracket that came with it or the strap that came with it. That’s all you have to do to make it safe ... it’s all you ever had to do with any top heavy dresser.

*Takes off glasses*

Well in the world of engineering design, we can make anything live as long as you want it to. Now, how much should it weigh?

America’s chocolate game is WEAK. So weak.

All I want is a GODDAMN MARS BAR but since I live in America all I get is fucking Hershey’s.

I learned today that “touchdown” in Spanish is “touchdown.”

lol

I find the lack of Christmas cheer in your comment offensive. You should consider revisiting it with maybe 30-40% more “ye olde,” “hallelujah” and “baby jesus” references, please.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

I think Kim Kardashian is probably a clueless douche. Ryan Seacrest has always sort of rung the clueless douche bell for me, for example.

But soldiers aren’t anything special or heroes. When my dad worked abroad (actually in South Korea too, for a year) no one gave a shit when he came home

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

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I hate to be Team Tattoo Artist, but just like you can decide where you want your tattoos, he can also decide what work he’ll stand behind and what he WON’T. Clearly you have artistic differences, as evident by your contempt of his other work. So why would you use him in the first place?

Exactly. No necks and hands is a super common rule among artists, and many of them do it for personal reasons (ie. regret, whatever) and for protecting the shop (it opens up a certain amount of liability if someone claims down the line they can’t get a job because of a tattoo you did).

I understand why this was an upsetting experience, but tattoo artists refuse jobs all the time for all sorts of reasons. Many have a no necks, no hands policy - it’s quite common. And, as you discovered, what’s off-limits to one artist is totally okay with another - you were able to get exactly what you wanted in the…

Actually comes with the same hp as a Mazda Miata

I think I'd rather have one (or three) of these - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FVS9UM0?…

I think I'd rather have one (or three) of these - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FVS9UM0?…

@Lizard_King: Whoa whoa whoa, are you saying you need more than one data point to prove something?