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Strap your Malm to the wall with L Bracket that came with it or the strap that came with it. That’s all you have to do to make it safe ... it’s all you ever had to do with any top heavy dresser.

Half-life 3 confirmed.

*Takes off glasses*

“It’s a different compound to the threadlocker commonly found on small-diameter screws”

Well in the world of engineering design, we can make anything live as long as you want it to. Now, how much should it weigh?

Active hearing protection has been used at shooting ranges, for hunting and in the military for well over a decade already. It cuts off everything above a certain limit, but can louden things under, so it blocks gunshots like normal hearing protection and can make speaking louder.

Okay, I’ll accept the label of ass. But...

America’s chocolate game is WEAK. So weak.

All I want is a GODDAMN MARS BAR but since I live in America all I get is fucking Hershey’s.

I learned today that “touchdown” in Spanish is “touchdown.”

lol

I find the lack of Christmas cheer in your comment offensive. You should consider revisiting it with maybe 30-40% more “ye olde,” “hallelujah” and “baby jesus” references, please.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

There’s some funky entitlement issues going on here. Weird.

I think Kim Kardashian is probably a clueless douche. Ryan Seacrest has always sort of rung the clueless douche bell for me, for example.

I love reading about weapons technology, and I welcome attempts to make our guns safer. This one just seems pretty stupid.

But soldiers aren’t anything special or heroes. When my dad worked abroad (actually in South Korea too, for a year) no one gave a shit when he came home

I think I'd rather have one (or three) of these - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FVS9UM0?…

I think I'd rather have one (or three) of these - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FVS9UM0?…

@Lizard_King: Whoa whoa whoa, are you saying you need more than one data point to prove something?