Gated wipers. Different gate for each speed, then place where the shifter used to be. Shifter goes to steering wheel column, wiper stalk to center console. No change in look of interior controls.

QOTSA is godly

driver lucked in this time....... a hit deer murdered an entire band once

It’s the BMW Concept X2, and it looks angry, like it wants you to die.

Anytime you’re copying Subaru’s styling, it’s going to be ugly. This looks like some designer traced all of the WRX’s styling elements to the new Civic, then spent the rest of the day watching porn on his phone in the bathroom.

Oh man, remember when Dodge gave a shit about small cars?

I for one welcome our new conspicuously hidden wagon overlords.

Well built car? From GM? Surely you jest.