Yo, Angela? lol This title took me all the way out. lol

That woman was not ready for the BK style beat down she could have received. And also, Fuck those PETA folks. They care more about animals than Black lives so...

Children have potential to become something useful.

Counterpoint: christianity is a stain and vacuous.

Oh man, I kinda want to run into someone wearing that shirt now so I can rest them on it. They tend to get super mad just seeing me and my wife kiss in public so it shouldn't be too hard.

So the game was broken from the beginning due to an “infinite sin” glitch for new players, and God had to send in his Jesus patch in order to fix the whole mess? I guess it puts that time they nerfed Samson into perspective.

I want to know what the Sheriff says now. Clearly his reading and understanding of the law is flawed.

Ol’ PETA Gurl almost got bippity boppity boom’d

OK, Great. = Fuck Your Couch.

I would’ve gone after every physical issue that she had. If they want to play that game they best be prepared for the blow back. For real. I mean if you gonna think you can dish it out your fat welfare recipient ass better be ready to take it.

Speaking of ignorant white women, I just got back from Hobby Lobby (long story) and a woman in line behind me was wearing a TRUMP 2020 FUCK YOUR FEELINGS shirt. She also had a 2-3yr old. I mean in complete harmony with the Hobby Lobby christian music blasting softly in the background.

I am certain she was wearing an “All Lives Matter” T-shirt, yoga pants, low top NIKE’s with a pumpkin spice latte in her hand and had a “Me Too” button on her backpack. Oh she would’ve voted for Hillary but just wasn’t inspired right? I wish Kim had gotten her hands on her. It would’ve been the best ad for how to deal…

The thing about hanging from the rope is that if you aren’t being actually pulled up, then all it shows is that you’re recovering stamina. From a technical standpoint, taking a break is a lot different than if there was a section of the climb that would be actually impossible without a lift from the rope.

don’t insult the children by saying Trump acts like one of them.

Hell if I remember correctly he said that the Navy SEALs couldn’t climb it either and the Navy was like ‘Yeah the SEALs never went to your stupid walls and tested them wtf are you talking about?”

The reason Trump is a terrible liar is because he is a lazy liar. Just as in everything else he does, he puts forth no effort. Excellent lies are an art. Lying is a craft. Trump just babbles what he wishes were true. He gives real liars a bad name.

Fake news. That’s clearly a gecko dressed up as an 8 year old child.

The idea that someone who WALKED over 1700 miles, through jungles, deserts, and avoiding bandits, is going to see an 10 foot wall and say to themselves “well that’s it I’m turning around and walking home” is just silly. 

...And a little child shall lead them.