His mom gonna be mad when she comes home and sees her good end table in the driveway like that...

Really?? Really!

He’s their guard and they ask him several times to remove people who are laughing or saying stuff they consider rude. And each time he just stands there and whispers that they are on public property. Every tough guy secret agent move they try is foiled. The whole thing is a disastrous farce.  I know these guys…

Child rape and slavery. Quite the hill you’ve chosen to die on.

Shut the fuck up! Just stop while you’re behind with your fucking revisionist fiction passing for history.

I love how the photographer’s ‘explanation’ rambles everywhere except to a coherent point. ‘No one complains about behind the scenes pictures’ as if it should be no big deal that photos are taken (and somehow conflating set photos with publicity seeking marriage shots), yet then going on about how of course it’s a big…

You can tell this is a lie. As much as she probably loves The Return of Xander Cage, there’s no way she’d pay to hook up with someone with a xXx tattoo.

Sally Hemmings was also the little sister via rape of Jefferson’s wife because Sally Hemmings was the product of rape as she and Jefferson’s wife had the same father... there’s that too

You are way off the mark. You sound like one of those people who wrote slavery fanfic in which the slave swoons over their master and uses flowery racist language to describe black and brown bodies. In large: reeks of white fandom.

Did this “security” guy have a single AirPod in his ear, because that is just the chef’s kiss touch.

So this is the image they wanted to put forward to the world on that so special day.

I wouldn’t waste time with someone who sounds like they were taught that revisionist “Some slaves were treated well and enjoyed it BS.” You can tell from the jump and their responses they’re not even coming into the conversation in good faith.

Yep, she’s my candidate for 2020. Plus, she out-walked a few Cheeto supporters at the airport in my town yesterday, making them look like the boobs they are. For someone who is 70, she sure doesn’t show it.

This press conference is good comedy.

I like how they keep going back to the sex-themed scandal in a country where 60 million people yawned at the fact their preferred candidate raw-dogged a porn star a week after the birth of his son.

Vladimir Putin has already offered Wohl and Burkman his help if they run on the same ticket in the 2024 election.

Just to point out, Splinter’s report also included this part of the ‘press’ conference:

I mean, if you have to tell people at your press conference to stop laughing at you, you lost. Just take the L and go home.

See the tat? I laughed so hard.