Honestly, I need to keep this image on my phone so I can post it wherever I go.

Wow. He is simply stunning. That smile. 

Everyone’s here wondering if the student’s feet were dirty and/or ashy, while I’m still here wondering why the campus police didn’t tell the professor to go fuck herself. This is on par with answering a house call to check for monsters under the bed. “You called us to do what? Because why? Are you for’serious?”

Sweet lord in heaven. I teach in college and this isn’t even in the Top 20 of things I can be bothered to care about. Sit however you want in class. I’m happy you’re there (and I mean that in a non-sarcastic way). Do I get annoyed when students are clearly on their phone or surfing the internet? Maybe a little. But I r…

Ridiculous and pathetic. Having ones feet up during a lecture does not mean one has a lack of attention. I used to have my feet up whenever possible — and that was back when I had to take notes on paper. Now with laptops there is no need to be sitting straight up over the desk.

I present to you **drum roll** the Master Race!  Bless her heart.

You’re right. There’s an easy fix for this:

It’s worse than that because they are deliberately teaching them skills that they know damn well the person won’t be able to use when they get out of prison and are lying to the prisoners to get them to “volunteer” for the position.

Being a slave for the state is not better than being a slave for a corporation. You’re literally paying no money to people who don’t really have the ability to say no regardless of your claims of “volunteering,” and teaching them skills they literally cannot use after they get out. What good does it do for the…

That’s just because prisons are horribly isolating and people generally like to work meaningful jobs. It’s the lack of pay and the refusal to hire them as firefighters afterwards that makes the program unethical. It's like how you might like your own job, but you wouldn't like your boss stealing your paycheck and…

Please, please, can she go after the Bank of America next? Not only did we give them the most money for the bailout, and never got any of the mortgage lending concessions in return, but also, they are the biggest collaborators with state governments on scamming people out of their welfare money and WIC accounts and…

*klaxon horns and air-sirens and a million-balloon drop* 

And this is the exact same excuse opponents of Colorado’s anti-slavery Amendment A (which removed the ‘slavery is OK for a criminal!’ portion of their constitution).

I mean...he does look good in that dress, so...

Yeah, we’re absolutely not going to ignore that.

Truer than you know, and potentially happening in more than one jurisdiction

And retired only to keep his son out of jail.

What the Times fails to mention is that Deutsche Bank’s real estate capital unit was run by one Justin Kennedy, son of recently retired and allowed to hand-pick his own successor Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy.

33,507 ballots entirely ignored by the Secretary of State office. “Blatant disregard for their chosen profession/the law/the will of the people/basic human decency” does not even begin to cover it. This is a disgrace.

GET THEM GOOD AUNTIE!