Do you wear you’re seat-belt? I think that’s the bigger takeaway here. Not fool proof but it helps.

What am i missing with the Ford test? Looked like it protected the occupants well to my untrained eyes. A lot better than their test in ‘98!

Damnit, being a Toyota fanboi finding new way to empty my wallet. ill take 12.

You’re lucky the locker engaged that quick! Used to take a few yards to get it to ‘click’ letting you know it was engaged in the rear. No mine doesn’t engage at all....

My love of cars has always kept me too broke to afford a drug habit.

Pro Tip: Don’t turn your 2001 into what the youths call an “overland” truck. It turns it into a 15mpg vehicle. Ask me how i know....

I get 14mpg milking it. I too enjoy the hell out of it but i gotta admit, keeping food on the table is pretty f**king rad too.

They never made it to the Cascades. Them be the Rockies and that is The Clark Fork River.

“Yes honey, i put my ‘stupid’ car up for sale.”

Nothin sexy about that

Then he would’ve been dead in 2004?

What age is it no longer worth the risk? As a millennial i won’t ride motorcycles for this reason.

Nailed it.

That’s not gonna get me far.

Pro Tip: Do not, under any circumstances, stop in front of a Tesla.Or do, if you’re one of those ‘get rich by suing people’ types.

I miss the column shifter.

yeah well, fuck ‘em!

All that engineering, and yet they still have them stick plastic interiors. Certainly a huge disappoinment the first time i sat in one.

Since when did i mention Texas?

Could your source comment on whether the repeated honking was “BEEP BEEP BEEP...” or a…