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I don’t really ... why would you try that?

“No, you see ... it is effectively costly!”

It’s got the clean lines of the E36 BMW 3-Series, the innocent front of a Toyota Starlet and the imposing posterior of a Nissan Maxima. How could you resist?

Snarky but necessary.

Trèslock.

That just makes it sound like there’s going to be a bespoke version for the U.S. market that’s bigger and more wasteful.

Ford Focus RS Buyer’s Guide – TL;DR edition:

I’d say that if this is the final Bourne movie, it is rather elegant to name it Jason Bourne. After all, he says “I know who I am” ... Jason Bourne.

Scion died young. That’s pretty metal, innit?

Tried to ignore it ... looks like it didn’t work. :/

Now playing

Just kidding ... it’s gonna work out great this time.

“Dick Cripple” is a great name. For realsies.

Oh ... on a more serious note, the owners of these appendages would have to own up to the douchebaggery committed earlier in order to bring forward any claims/demands.

IT’S ALL LIES! IF IT’S A ONE-EYED SNAKE WITH AN EYE PATCH, HOW DOES HE EVEN SEE!!!1

To be fair, I never got a dick pic meant to lure me into the arms of the ungainly charmer ... the one I got was an accident swiftly explained.

Everyone wins!

Ahem. Maybe this is the time to come out about being a guy. That said, my parents thought it a smart move to call a boy Marian with no further names to point towards the attached sex.

Pretty much this.

That’s a pretty solid assessment.

Crowdfunding. I bet it would fly.