Just when I thought I was over it.

Chill out, it’s just a fancied-up Juke.

Umm ... inspired by CAcoalminer’s evo review, I clicked through to the Turbo S track evaluation and was left wanting that 911 more than the R8. It was a pre-facelift 991, mind you, and it did rather well when driven fast.

Nah, it’s just going to crack again. ;)

Do not forget that this is Dale’s Leon ST Cupra 280 wagon. Just makes it that little bit better.

Someone must have spiked Torches corned-beef cigar, I suppose.

Could you really narrow it down to the ‘Wurst? I am rather fond of this weird meal and I have yet to get the gas from it. Maybe you got a special recipe or managed to combine several hard-to-digest foods?

Bemme in Saxonia from what I heard.

Have you tried ordering one with hilariously weak sauce for a change? :D

I tend to prefer the Heinz solution to the Currysauce dilemma. Have you experienced this one? Make sure it has the “Gewürz” middle name, else you’re getting an entirely different taste.

Yep, they should have done that exact car.

Going up a ramp, the aircraft’s engines are already pointed more downwards in absolute terms, increasing the force pushing the vehicle upwards.

Neat, the world always needs more Schrick. I think his Atom review still tops anyone else’s out there.

Man, the step from 2CHAINZ to 3CHAINZ makes all the difference in the world.

“Sorry for driving over your car with a wheeled APC <3”?

If greeted with distrust, you tell ‘em.

“Ah, mediocre!”

Felt the same after watching some of the clips ... one reminded me of a guy who died filming a fireworks explosion in Enschede, NL, several years ago.

They managed to make the S8 attractive again somehow ...

I got a strong Will.I.Am vibe from that ... so strong, actually, that I wondered how his name didn’t pop up at least once in the article?