Nah, you want yourself in the production version.

Good to see they kindasortalike fixed the interior regarding the center console and display design and layout. Good on them, I say, because it restores the car's appeal by quite a margin.

Eh, I have trouble understanding how he ended up where he seems to be today.

Hey there!

I didn't watch the Tyrese video, but he seems like an ok and somewhat grounded dude.

One of greater accomplishments of zee Stiller.

That Tuthill Porsche sports what looked like the actual Fuchsfelge II. I wholeheartedly approve of this wheel choice.

You're very likely awesome. Just saying.

Not sure I could get my hands on one of these, but I'm pretty positive that everything can be driven quickly.

Glorious review. Seriously.

TTs and A5-based vehicles don't make the cut.

"MMA Shop Clerk" works, too.

Not gonna lie. Ramen Noodle Truck Stop man had me chortling along.

I really like your open stance approach ... it seems like it would indeed take a bit to upset you.

It kept getting weirder and weirder as the question hung heavier over the conversation. More non-answers, more awkward.

That's actually a pretty sad story. Not the mom-being-your-pimp bit ... the fried egg/track suit portion.

Oh ... before this moment is gone forever, is there a chance we get to devour the tales of Fat Elvis and Ramen Noodle Truck Stop Man (fav. nomenclature so far!)?

It's certainly more entertaining this way. BTW you scored extra pastafarianism points – yay!

Umm ... no offense, but shouldn't you have fled the perimeter right after spotting the stuffed animal? Not sure what protocol says about men and plush toys.

You are great with names. Definitely.