Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

It is too late. They have infested the globe.

Nothing good ever happens after midnight.

Jameis, we’ve been through this before. You play for the Buccaneers.

This piece was so villainous. I’ll be sure to check in tomorrow for Drew’s heroic counterpoint.

You might want to check your history books. The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, they didn’t invade it.

Please...Vietnam has never fielded a competitive team in the super bowl.

Or the guy in my HS band who insisted his instrument be called a Freedom horn