Just rev the fucking engine.

Or they are admirably sticking to their guns and refusing to accept the very real tradeoffs of forced induction engines in light, sporty cars.

Can we end gender reveal parties? Please?

Perhaps it’s on me for expecting better critical thinking from Jalopnik, but I cannot possibly express how disappointed I am that this is the party line this blog is taking. Toyota and others are not taking Trump’s side per se, they are advocating for a single Federal standard for safety and emissions. If you fragment…

Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from okay. Because, you see, this was an act pretty clearly designed to provoke a war. And war means absolutely horrific things. It means the deaths of hundreds of thousands (possibly millions) of American and Iranian soldiers. It means the deaths of hundreds of thousands (possibly…

Here let me interpret it for you: “You’re a cunt.”

Hell yeah motherfucker! USA! USA!!! Can’t wait to celebrate some dead Iranian civilians! Fuck yes!!!! Flag covered coffins arriving at Dover AFB by the thousands for decades to come! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! A generation of US soldiers, and Iranians (soldier and civilian) with irreversible…

Let’s try to be civil, guys. Clarkson has come a long way since his first design.

It bothers Senior that his Melania has smaller tits that Junior’s, right?

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

You wanna know what the best thing about tweels will actually be?

“I hate that the media is tying Trump into this because the guy... [EXPLICITLY REFERENCED DONALD TRUMP AS A SYMBOL OF ‘RENEWED WHITE IDENTITY’]”

Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

100%

an ST performance variant

In this photo, all I see is a robot who just took his fifth bong rip.

Android fanboys spent the last 3 years suppressing their jealousy about Apple devices.

“But how the hell does a windshield cost $1,209?”

Get ready, New England, Minnesota and the PacNW, this thing is going to just dominate your left lanes at 58mph, max, for the next decade.

lol fuck