“But psychologists say the instinct to snap a selfie in a near-death experience isn’t all narcissism—it’s also about survival and self-preservation.”

It isn’t all narcissism, it’s just mostly narcissism.

If this is representative then I would really rather not.

That’s Adam’s schtick...to write trolly “articles”. I think some of the radically progressive stuff he writes is meant to get clicks. I think... RIGHT?

definitely fake. The spinning fall was multiple clips stitched together and the “landing” was way too graceful and the thing fell in a crowd of people and didn’t hurt anyone and no one noticed it and just walked by it and I’m using run-on sentences to make it seem like I’m listing more things but still

(Jack Handey is smiling somewhere!)

This is the most obnoxiously insufferable article I’ve ever read on Gizmodo.