morningphyre

6/16/21

Or, in a more popularly relatable way to put it, the body is writing checks the mechanicals can’t cash.

6/16/21

I like my Miatas stock like the one in my garage. If you modify your car like this you’re doing it for yourself, not the next owner. All that bodywork added nothing to the car’s value. ND.

6/15/21

Exactly this. As much as I love the WRX as a getaway car the movie Baby Driver should have been in a minivan or a silver Highlander.

6/15/21

Total bank robber car. Almost totally invisible, even if you are looking right at it. Witnesses can only describe it as “car?”. It has some get-up and go.

6/15/21

Neutral: How are you?

6/14/21

This is sarcasm, right?

6/14/21

White people polled recently have already turned reverted to their pre-George Floyd opinions on the policing/racial injustice in policing.

6/14/21

Intentionally driving your car at a police officer gives them the legal authority to shoot you dead, and rightly so. It’s Assault With A Deadly Weapon, officially. But to *some* politicians right here in ‘murica, such an event doesn’t even rate as a crime when the target changes from one kind of human being to another…

6/14/21

wow another tesla cult comment. elon musk and his army of nodding idiots don’t approve. shocker. none of these have actually accomplished a damn thing in their lives, but they make time to bemoan honest criticisms of tesla, the single most impactful....wait, what?

6/14/21

And yet Elon will never notice you.

6/14/21

Around a decade ago, Elon Musk and Tesla had a great idea. They developed an electric car that was the opposite of what we had come to expect from one. People thought electric cars were slow so they made it fast. We thought they took forever to charge so they developed a way to charge them quickly and built the…

6/14/21

He likely carries a tap and die set of common bolt sizes on his jeep so that he can rethread or tap if needed.

6/14/21

I am sure he thanked his mom and dad for the trust fund that let him do this.

6/13/21

Face facts. If Ford offered this dick-comparison machine:

6/13/21

Ground clearance on a base Silverado is only 8". It’s less than on a Subaru Crosstrek.

6/13/21

I laughed my ass off when I opened the hood of a Ram and saw that little 5.7L tucked down in the engine bay like it had been scared.

6/13/21

Face facts. If Ford offered this dick-comparison machine:

6/13/21

Tesla model S weighs about 4,647 lbs (2,107 kgs). Model X weighs 5,421 lbs (2,458 kgs). Are we still talking about being insecure?

6/13/21

Customers demand more ground clearance, so we raised the hood an extra foot. I get that ground clearance means raising hardware up which means lifting body lines but you go ahead and look me in the eye GM and tell me that the hood on the silverado 1500 and up is because of the 9 whole inches of ground clearance.

6/13/21

Penalties for moving violations should be proportional to vehicle weight. You need 4000+ lbs of truck to soothe your insecurities? Fine, you better be really really careful with that. There should also be a fat tax.